This Brand Isn’t “One Thing.”

Neither Are You.

Welcome to the multiverse — where your creative chaos is the blueprint, not the bug.

Person wearing glasses and a hoodie with colorful light effects on a blurred background.

Sam

Meet Your Multi-versal Guide

(with sarcasm + side quests)

I’m a neurodivergent creative guide helping misfits clarify their voice, own their weird, and express the hell out of it—online and off.

My background? Five dropped-out unis, a degree in illustration at 30, and a mild addiction to building worlds in The Sims, Hogwarts Legacy, and any game that lets me avoid real-life notifications.

I blend strategy, soul, and sarcasm to help you break out of performative branding and into expression that actually fits your brain.

TL;DR: I’m here for the too-much thinkers, the nonlinear dreamers, and the “can I just burn my niche?” crowd. Let’s build your brand multiverse.

my core traits (Sims Style obviously!)

  • 🎨 Creative Multiversal​​

  • 🗣️ Sarcastic Softie

  • 🧠 Neurodivergent Sage​

  • 🎮 World-Builder​

  • 🦅 Ravenclaw Core, Slytherin Rising

Want Your Brand to Finally Feel Like You?

Whether you’re stuck in niche dread, scared to be “too much,” or just ready to say what you really mean — I’m here to help you express your voice without the fluff.

✨ Clarity sessions
✨ Creative consulting
✨ Identity deep-dives
✨ Brand support for neurodivergent creators