I don’t do “six-figure formulas” or pastel PDFs that promise overnight alignment. I help creative misfits (like you, hi!) clarify your voice, own your weird, and show up in a way that actually feels like you — no masks, buzzwords, or cringe.
Because you’re not just a personal brand. You’re a whole-ass human.
Branding for Humans is a fully custom brand clarity + identity experience for creative misfits, neurodivergent rebels, and soulful weirdos who are so over trying to fit into other people’s frameworks.
We dig deep into your voice, values, and vision—and build a brand identity that reflects your whole multiverse. This isn’t just a logo and colour palette. It’s soul work in strategy’s clothing.
what’s included
branding for humans
What I Can Create:
Social media templates (non-cringe, obviously)
Pitch decks with actual personality
Merch + marketing collateral
Launch campaign creative
Voice or visual brand audits
Optional print or production management: Available on request. I’m happy to handle print sourcing + delivery for an additional cost (because your time is valuable).
I know pricing can feel overwhelming — especially when you’re navigating creativity, neurodivergence, or not-quite-linear income.
That’s why I’m transparent about my base design fees, but also open to real conversations. If you're not sure what you need or want to build a custom bundle, we can talk it through first — zero pressure.
You’re not just paying for files. You’re investing in clarity, confidence, and a brand identity that actually feels like you.
Ready to bring your multiverse to life?
Let’s build a brand identity that feels like coming home — with all your magic, mess, and multidimensional brilliance intact.
You’ll love working with me if you’re…
✅ Neurospicy and proud
✅ More “creative chaos” than corporate goals
✅ Tired of pretending your brand is one-dimensional
✅ Down for clarity, strategy, and a little snark
Deep brand discovery (guided questions + intuitive insight)
Logo suite (primary, alt, icon-style)
Font + colour palette curation
Visual brand guide (PDF)
Brand vibe mood board
Final files delivered in all key formats (web + print)
Design Cost: £500
(Design only. Additional fees apply if you’d like me to manage printing or physical production.)
need extras / already branded?
HOW WORKING WITH ME ACTUALLY GOES
You reach out
(Via Calendly, DM, or email —whatever’s easiest.)
(I ask weirdly insightful questions, you talk about your chaos, and we both get excited.)
We chat
send a proposal
(Custom, clear, and no jargon.)
(AKA, the design phase. I share check-ins and sneak peeks as we go.)
We build your multiverse
(And usually a few existential breakthroughs along the way.)